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Toy lightsaber turns out to be real. [video]

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Toy lightsaber turns out to be real. [video]

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zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

I bow to you.

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18 Ugly Truths About Modern Dating that You Have to Deal With

1. The person who cares less has all the power. Nobody wants to be the one who’s more interested.

2. Because we want to show how cavalier and blasé we can be to the other person, little psychological games like ‘Intentionally Take Hours Or Days To Text Back’ will happen. They aren’t fun.

3. A person being carefree because they have zero interest in you looks exactly like a person being carefree because they think you’re amazing & are making a conscious effort to play it cool. Good luck deciphering between the two.

4. Making phone calls is a dying art. Chances are, most of your relationship’s communication will happen via text, which is the most detached, impersonal form of interaction. Get familiar with those emoticon options.

5. Set plans are dead. People have options and up-to-the-minute updates on their friends (or other potential romantic interests) whereabouts thanks to texts & social media. If you aren’t the top priority, your invitation to spend time will be given a “Maybe” or “I’ll let you know” and the deciding factor(s) will be if that person has offers more fun/interesting than you on the table.

6. Someone who hurt you isn’t automatically going to have bad karma. At least not in the immediate future. I know it only seems fair, but sometimes people cheat and betray and move on happily while the person they left is in shambles.

7. The only difference between your actions being romantic and creepy is how attractive the other person finds you. That’s it, that’s all.

8. “Let’s chill” & “Wanna hang out?” are vague phrases that likely mean “let’s hookup” — and while you probably hate receiving them, they’re the common way to invite someone to spend time these days, and appear to be here to stay.

9. Some people just want to hookup and if you’re seeking more than sex, they won’t tell you that they’re the wrong person for you. At least, not until after they score your prize. While human decency is ideal, honesty isn’t mandatory.

10. The text message you sent went through. If they didn’t respond, it wasn’t because of malfunctioning phone carrier services.

11. So many people are scared of commitment and being official that they’ll remain in a label-free relationship, which blurs lines and only works until it doesn’t. I’ve said it many times before, I’ll say it again – “we’re just talking” is opening the door for cheating that technically wasn’t cheating because, hey, you weren’t together together.

12. Social media creates new temptations and opportunities to cheat. The private messaging and options for subtle flirtation (e.g. liking of pictures) aren’t an excuse or validation for cheating, but they certainly increase the chances of it happening.

13. Social media can also create the illusion of having options, which leads to people looking at Facebook as an attractive people menu instead of a means of keeping contact with friends & family.

14. You aren’t likely to see much of someone’s genuine, unfiltered self until you’re in an actual relationship with him or her. Generally people are scared that sincerely putting themselves out there will result in finding out that they’re too available, too anxious, too nerdy, too nice, too safe, too boring, not funny enough, not pretty enough, not some other person enough to be embraced.

15. Any person you get romantically involved with you’ll either wind up staying with forever or breaking up with them at some point. These are equally terrifying concepts.

16. When dating, instead of expressing how they feel directly to you, a person is more likely to post a Facebook status or Instagram a Tumblr-esque photo of a sunset with a quote or song lyric of someone else’s words on it, and while it may not mention your name, it’s blatantly directed at you.

17. There are plenty of people who’ll have zero respect for your relationship and if they want the person you’re with, they’ll have no qualms with trying to overstep boundaries to get to ‘em. Girl code and guy code are wishful thinking and human code isn’t embedded in everyone.

18. If you get dumped, it’s probably going to be pretty brutal. People can cut ties over the phone and avoid seeing the tears stream down your face or end things via text and avoid hearing the pain in your cracking voice and sniffling nose. Send a lengthy text and voilà, relationship over. The easy way out is far from the most considerate.

Bruh…..

Realest post I’ve ever reblogged. If you can’t relate, you live under a rock or gets no bitches.

This is so upsetting just reading and knowing that is true.

#11 is real af

I call my female friends out on number 7 on a constant basis. This post is also one of the main reasons I deleted everything except Tumblr. And even Tumblr is up for discussion.

My God.

Yikes.

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IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

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lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

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*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

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derpsdale:

yep, this is not fair….I really like Frozen

I’m … nope, no comment.

derpsdale:

yep, this is not fair….I really like Frozen

I’m … nope, no comment.

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My girlfriend whispered "Hail Hydra" in my ear after sex. This conspiracy runs deep.

iheartchaos:

Your life may be in danger.

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Meet new people. Go to their houses. Look at their bookshelves. Pay attention to how they take their coffee. Don’t get into bed unless you’re tired or excited. Don’t get out of bed unless you’re ready. Work with passion. Work with rage and sympathy for the world. Smile to yourself sometimes. Remind people that you love them. Listen to songs on repeat. Make your own meals. Try to think like the animal that you are. Drink. Learn to really drink. Drink yourself into someone new. Drink yourself into someone old. You won’t live forever. Nobody does. Savour hellos. Savour goodbyes. Hope. Above all, hope.

—I Don’t Write Good ‘Get Well Soon’ Cards (via samueljamesobrien)

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666thpokemon:

Remember when Beyonce invented waterbending

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